davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

i cut my toenail too short and now i’m in hell

Thursday
8 / 21 / 14

airmaxpapi:

love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash

Thursday
8 / 21 / 14

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

Thursday
8 / 21 / 14
Thursday
8 / 21 / 14

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

Thursday
8 / 21 / 14
Thursday
8 / 21 / 14
KG