actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

Wednesday
10 / 1 / 14
“I guess”
—I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
Saturday
9 / 27 / 14

rabioheab:

*starts a mosh pit at elementary school choir concert* 

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

  • iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
  • me: chill
KG